Saturday, 31 October 2015

Note 64 : Be careful what you wish for

'Im the captain of the mud with mayhem society', there is also a  plan to setup a 'forum for treating compulsive parents', I'm the founder and we are passing a legislation for pets in all homes'

 Agnes said as we were having  our midnight conversation amidst the dark. These midnight discussions were a routine, the house had just voices amidst the dark and it felt that the night had company..

' Busy day haa' i interjected

'Mud and mayhem is ok and the pets idea is great, but compulsive parents hmmm , he is not compulsive Ag.. is he ?'

Thank you i said, in my head

'He can be arrogant, a little reckless, he thinks he's a mix of dumbledore and gandalf, when  angry he uses 'Crucio' to settle things'

'Ookkaayy..'

'.... , he lives in an alternate reality and talks to himself. But he's not compulsive. His unhealthy love for Batman set apart.. I think he's okay ...' added Lily

'Hmm' i said clearing my throat to tell them i was there.

'But di, the schedule for mattress covers...'

' so they all get worn out equally'

'The laundry schedule'

' so you don't run out of clothes'

'The bathroom cleaning schedule for Mavshi'

'So its clean guys'

'the schedule for your office clothes,  the time allocation for tv series ..what not'

' ok i give up... But no electric shocks ok......Haha' giggled Lily

I was evidently not supposed to have a say in this

'You must hear what Akruti's dad does Lil, I'll tell you'

' ok so I'm not supposed to know what ails other fathers. Why ? if i may ask'

' you may not' came the retort, Agnes

'You must look within paa' added Lily

Today, i believe was one of the (many) days where I'd have to give up and sleep.

The thought of this discussion happening in other homes gave me chills, I dreaded Akrutis dad either predicting my next office shirt or giving me a weird smile..

'Also di we have prepared a list of mental diseases our teachers might be suffering, we are although ,still experimenting'

I shifted uneasily

'And you were worried she was planning to poison them...see this is what she was planning..' Lily whispered



' you wanted them to do everything you couldn't' said one voice..'

'this is not what i meant'

'Be careful what you wish for' said an Agnes like voice.

Hdk




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