Summers began with an ice-cream jingle.
'I scream
You Scream
We all scream
For ice-cream'
This jingle existed when I was in school too. Reminding you, that words would probably see forever, unlike You, unlike Me.
A vacation is a wonderful invention, or at least the kids believe that. A heightened sense of independence washes over. Their minds are set free - like a crazy ping pong balls, creating one idea after another. Ping here and Pong there, followed by Ka-Boom – Pow – Smasssh somewhere.
If you've ever been around kids you'd know, that this freedom leads to wreckage (in your house) dynamiting (around the area) & ruination (across the planet). Ideas like launching a missile on the mean kids in the neighborhood - the kids on the other side plans dung bullets for the mean kids here, creating a catapult big enough to launch themselves or as it had happened this summer - 'The midnight frog hunt' find their origins in the vacation. So I might as well call this note – The Vacation Chronicles. But I like frogs, so we go with “The Midnight Frog Hunt”
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Papa Frog, Mamma Frog, and 10 other baby frogs had set up camp, this summer in our community garden. It was a brave real estate decision by Papa frog. Meal options were plenty. You could even tease out some snacks post the afternoon siesta. Some dreamy little baby frogs dreamt of flying Aeroplanes. Their elders with access to all the Frog Magazines dreamt of meeting Super-star Kermit.
If kids are dreaming of better, bigger things, you know life is good.
The gardener god made it rain each morning, divine beings like the water sprinklers and pipes were prophets and angels, sprinkling the holy message forward. The frog family, in reverence, croaked all night, singing songs of praise for the Al-mighty gardener - bringer of water. While other frog communities hibernated in their under-the-soil bunkers, Papa frog and family lived the dream.
Life, as always, had other plans.
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Agnes, leader of the pack of baby (human) wolves found these frogs cuddly. The explorers that her pack was renamed the whole species “Froggy”
– “well they are so cute”
– “they never walk, they jump, how amazing is that” –an imitation of how frogs jumped followed = boing – boing – boing
– “They can hold so much food in their hands” – secret: webbings in between their 4 fingered hands
– “They clear out all the insects” – this was followed by imitations of “Slurrpppp” and various tongue movements, words for which don`t exist yet.
If the pack comes up with 4 bullet points to love someone. That love is going to flow like the mighty Amazon and inundate the whole world. There was a team set up to watch over them, a day team and an evening team. Kids were to be home before 9 – so the watchman, Pankaj took night duties – he loved the kids, but he also didn`t care.
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So let`s just fast forward.
A little harmless dog exists in this story – he has a very human trait, he likes to smell everything for no reason at all. The much-loved Frog family is threatened by this dog – or at least the pack would like to believe that – a plan is hatched to save them. There is a chink – the Frog family doesn`t want human love.
Side Honest Note: No one in the animal or plant kingdom wants it.
It was nothing of a morning. The sun lazily spanned its route - in absolutely no hurry to complete its daily chore. It seemed like all of us the sun wanted to spend as much time with the kids as possible. A reporter from the morning froggy squad – in the shift handover report, reported Muffins smelling the Froggy Manor. The same sniff was reported in the evening and the next day.
As the group convened over the Wednesday Ice-cream summit – where all important matters like – Parent behavior, Strategies against the neighborhood enemies, Wins-Losses, Targets were discussed. Rudimentary matters like the Froggy Manor report were also discussed. Little Jimmy`s notes on how Muffins sniffed the Froggy Manor caused grave concern – the notes said:
“Muffins wag tail. Muffins smell. Muffins try su-su. Only 2 drops”
The committee felt, on a heavy bladder day, Muffins might drown the Frog Manor. A resolution was passed to evacuate the residents of the Frog Manor that night. A plan was built. Equipment was collected & the plan was called: “The Mid-Night Frog Hunt”
Side Note 2: It wasn`t planned at midnight. No parent would let them out. It was more around 8:30 pm – bordering around their deadline.
Agnes, Riya, Pari, Jimmy, Kabir, Adi had all taken express permission to extend their deadline by 30 mins – since a promise was made to remain in the confines of the apartment complex – all parents were OK. The gang gathered around the manor. Meanwhile – Papa Frog and family were enjoying their evening activities unaware of what was to happen.
Pari shouted “Froggy” assuming it spoke human language
“Aree Frogs ko sirf – drow – drow aata hai” said Adi [The only language Frogs speak is “Drow-drow”]
“Abhi drow-drow kaun seekhne jayega” was Jimmy [Now who`ll learn Drow-drow”]
“Aree!, chup tum log – unkon insects offer karte hai” was Riya [Keep quiet everyone, let's offer them insects]
“Mai laayi hun” was the Pest Control in Chief – Agnes [I`ve got them]
Kabir laid the insects out. A couple were thrown in the Manor. The Frog family ignored.
“Ye log so gaye honge, 8:30 ho gaya hai” – Adi [These guys must have gone to sleep, it's 8:30 pm ]
“unko subah school hoti hai?” asked Little Jimmy [..yea, they must have school the next morning]
“Nai hoti, maine kabhi Froggy school bus nai dekhi” – said observational Pari [ I don`t think so, I~ve never seen a school bus with Frogs]
“.. are ye frog log A.B.C.D kaise gaate honge..? “ asked Little Jimmy again [How do frogs sing the ABCD Song]
“Chup sab log. Abhi mai jisko bolne bolungi wohi bolega.” – said the commander, pest control in chief Agnes [everyone keep quiet, speak only if I ask you to]
“Riya, tu apne ghar se ek Balti le aa – hum log inko Balti me bhar dete hai aur wo peeche k field of frogs me transfer kar dete hai” – Agnes continued [Ritu get a bucket from your house, we`ll transfer the frogs in there and send them to the field of frogs]
“..are par wo field me to dusre frogs bhi to hai. To wo log dushman honge to..?” was little Jimmy again [What if the frogs in the other field don`t like them?]
No one answered. Kabir thought he had a point. But he dared not speak. He secretly liked the commander in chief, like a 8-year-old like other things, like ice-cream. He didn`t think hard about the why`s. He just liked things. So he didn`t say a word.
The bucket was brought.
Manic digging started – the manor was seen – the frogs were transferred in the bucket with tumblers – a lid was also brought to shut the bucket to prevent jumping. They took the bucket and told Pankaj the gatekeeper to walk them to the Frog-Field.
Elder Frogs Panicked. Baby Frogs, in their sleep, dreamt of being air-lifted.
The relocation plan was successful. Little Jimmy swallowed more questions along the way.
Next day, Muffins, gaily, unaware of how her actions had caused a massive relocation, came – smelt – dropped 2 drops of susu – wagged her tail – continued on her merry way.
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The Frog family had a rude awakening. They finally knew how human love felt like. Elders in the Field of the Frogs reminded them of how it was always a good idea to stay near the ones you loved.
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Lily : Lush greenery, lives and breathes and smiles. Most times she whispers, sometimes she talks. Her laughter is the music of gods. No wonder then, we mortals are delighted in her company. The moment rains slash, mankind goes berserk with happiness. It's like a flip switch. If only, we let her be.